Cynical Software ~upd~ Jun 2026

"Copying 500 files... Estimated time: 2 seconds." (2 seconds pass. The bar moves to 10%.) "Estimated time: 15 minutes." (15 minutes pass. The bar moves to 95%.) "Estimated time: 1 year."

Here's a feature for a hypothetical cynical software: cynical software

Building cynical software requires specific architectural patterns designed to isolate and survive failure. "Copying 500 files