Date Everything -

👇 Comment with a date that changed your life. (We’ll wait. Or won’t. Time is weird like that.)

You play as a recently fired customer service rep who receives a pair of "Dateviator" glasses. These magical specs allow you to "awaken" objects in your home, transforming them into human-like manifestations you can actually talk to. 100+ Dateable Characters date everything

We live in a jungle of black spaghetti.