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The "ivy" wasn't just ivy. It was a decorative trellis concealing the intake vent for the outdoor cooling system. Not only was I making a rhythmic drumming sound for the entire wedding party, but the industrial-sized fans were now atomizing my mistake and blowing a "cool, refreshing mist" directly onto the buffet table.

: A feat of gymnastics and physics that rarely ends well for the upholstery. funny pee stories

The mom whispered (loudly), "She has to go potty, honey." The "ivy" wasn't just ivy